Filthy Martini

1.             Glaze the inside of the shaker with ½ oz royal spit.

2.             Splash two eyedroppers of vermouth, coat the side of the shaker until it marbles on the spit.

3.             Pour 4 Oz.  dry gin into the shaker.

4.            Coat the sides of a chilled glass with denatonium benzoate and garnish with lemon peel.

6.            Serve to your Ceasar, Czar, Kaiser, Tzar, or any other authority worthy of it. When he spits:

7.            Make another one.

About abi nighthill

Abi has a BA in Poetry from Columbia College Chicago.
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