1. Glaze the inside of the shaker with ½ oz royal spit.
2. Splash two eyedroppers of vermouth, coat the side of the shaker until it marbles on the spit.
3. Pour 4 Oz. dry gin into the shaker.
4. Coat the sides of a chilled glass with denatonium benzoate and garnish with lemon peel.
6. Serve to your Ceasar, Czar, Kaiser, Tzar, or any other authority worthy of it. When he spits:
7. Make another one.